terrorist in toronto

                 you wake up, look outside, you see snow. you run outside completely naked and dive in head first, jumping back out after having a strange epiphany about naming your soon to be child after something illegal, and the fact your turning blue. you get up and run to the car still undressed and scrub off the windshield  with a credit card you conveniently found in your neighbors pocket and drive to the nearest store, realizing you cant go in, so you climb on the roof and shout to the world of your predicament, and in return they call the police! so you run, only to be caught and taken to jail for some ridiculous charge. you get stuck in a cell with a brotherly love Eskimo named Lucius, and after judo chopping and paper signing your free. after that parent shaming incident you go to the nearest park and sleep on a bench and wake up thinking it was all a dream, only to figure out you weren't...get hit with a few pusrses, scare a few kids and go home. then you suddenly realize your in the wrong country and you have no clothes what so ever, so you steal them from a hobo, buy a plane ticket and get on the wrong plane and end up in Toronto. you get to a hotel and party with the staffs security until you get a fone call from bill cosby saying you need to be a better person. suddenly you wake up in a pile of snow stark naked in toronto with a picture of bill cosby.