adventure time!!!!

                    i just spent a portion of my weekend in a hotel called the embassy suites, fancy right? no. it would've been when a hotel is under renovation its not exactly the purttiest thang on earth, but hey there was a water fall in the lobby, a see through elevator, a diamond shaped frame building, okish rooms, and plenty of adventure for two brohams like me and Dalton Slater, two O.G.s such as ourselves could find plenty to do in a party palace such as this place. well after checking in and gathering ourselves to the proper attitude of adventure and exploration i decided after  the whole ride and a BK double stack grease bomb in my stomach later i needed to drop a deuce or two, as personal as that sounds that all part of this adventure. i walk in the bathroom and what do i find? the yournals taped off and the floor run a muck with...well beyond that part of this verbal tour i found the appropriate stall after a very precise and complicated inspection (kick the door, hoping no one is in there, scope the place out, an do my deed) i dropped my timber and got outta there in a sure fire hurry. after a fumigation and bail i was on my way up to the fifth floor, after an intense ride in the transparent flight in the elevator and screams we found the crib in which we were to live the next night, we checked out the 42" TVs and cushy bed and showers and another bathroom time we were down at the pool diving an splashing, Dalton "underwater boarding" with one of them life saver things, getting in the hot tub then back in the pool to see how cold it was, by the way it was pertty flippin cold, then by the time we were done i was as cold as a witches teet in december in eskimoville alaska we were back in the room plotting adventures, but then we noticed something, we saw a leak coming form the bottom of the cabinet, not good!!!!!!! so we called the crazy front desk service lady and realized that we had an exra room on our hands that wasnt being used, but it was two floors down...booyah!!!!:) so that was an adventure in itself, but we moved bit by bit, cloth by cloth. once we were established in our new abode we flipped on much crappier not 42'' tvs to whatever was on that night, jersey shore and viva la bam, all night long we watched these beastly wastes of life and then another adventture unfolds, sleeping in the bathroom shower because the floor tiles were heated and the rooms were freezing cold, twoand two makes four right? after the adventures ended at 340 in the morning, and we slept for a few hours. when we woke up we swam and swam then ate for a bit, then checked out after adventure after adventure, and left for home, but before that we stopped at golden corral and didnt even eat because the food was terrible, and me and dalton went to the bathroom for the best adventure of all, after a series of mumble grumbles howls growls and epic rap battles and hand holding we were finally finished with our adventures, as sad as it seems its true, for now the adventures are over, for now:)